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The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology; Just Love One Another.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

Little Brothers Are The Buck Privates Of Life!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Think About That Little Red-haired Girl... I Don't Ever Want To Forget Her Face, But If I Don't Forget Her Face, I'll Go Crazy... How Can I Remember The Face I Can't Forget? Suddenly I'm Writing Country Western Music!

If You Grit Your Teeth And Show Real Determination, You'll Always Have A Chance.