The Secret Of Success Is

Violence Won't Solve A Thing. It Makes It More Challenging To Solve, Though.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play, Which My Friends And I Did Endlessly On Streets That We Reluctantly Shared With Traffic.

Parents Are Not Interested In Justice, They're Interested In Peace And Quiet.

Pay Off Your Student Loan. Even If You Don't Have A Job...because When You Finally Get A Job You're Going To Be One Of Us.