The Reason We Have Few

The Soul Is Never Perfectly Secure From The Influence Of Passion; The Occasional Tranquility She Seems To Enjoy, Is Rather Relaxation Than Imperturbable Triumph.

Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's The Hardest Writing By A Million Miles.

Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied By Conceit.

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.

Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.