The Real Reason Milton Went

I Earned Two Emmy Nominations For Writing, And Two Of The Shows I Had Written Were Nominated For Best In Their Category.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

I Finally Figured Out The Only Reason To Be Alive Is To Enjoy It.

I Love Literature, The English Language And Storytelling. I Also Have Thirty Horses And Seventy Foxhounds To Feed.

[a Pariah Is] Something Like A Martyr With More Suffering And Less Class.