The Only Thing Standing Between

I Think A Relationship Is Like A Shark. It Has To Constantly Move Forward Or It Dies.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

You Are Much More Dependent On Luck Than You Think. People Say If You Want To Have A Good Relationship, You Have To Work At It. But You Never Hear It About Anything You Really Like, About Sailing Or Going To Soccer Games.

If I Had My Choice In Life I Would Have Had The Gifts Of Tennessee Williams Or Eugene O'neill. Unfortunately My Gifts Lie In Comedy And So Comedy Comes Fairly Easy To Me And I Occasionally Have An Idea For A Very Serious Piece And I Do It, But The Ideas Don't Come That Readily To Me.

I Love Nature, I Just Don't Want To Get Any Of It On Me.