The Odds Are Lousy That

Hey, If I Don't Have A Job, I Don't Know Why I Bother To Get Up. Any Time The Phone Rings, I'm Ready To Go. What Else Am I Going To Do? See, I've Never Retired. I Don't Even Know What It Means.

I'm Making A Great Effort Because Sometimes Life Is Not Enjoyable. Sometimes It's Painful And Sometimes It's Stressful, Sometimes It's Agonizing Even, So I Think Once You Get Around Those Humps: Strive For Pleasure And Peace.

I Would Never Complain That Hollywood Is Racist When I'm One Of The People Touted As A Welcome Entity There.

I'm Married, I've Been Married To The Same Woman For - Well, I've Been With The Same Woman For Close To...long Enough To Fool Around.

I Believe In Helping The Planet Survive, And That Includes Reaching Out To Help Some Of The Disappearing Creatures Whose Habitats We're Destroying. It's Up To Us To Somehow Reverse That Trend. I Don't Know How We'll Achieve It, But We Need To.