The Nuclear Bomb Took All

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

Though I've Lived In The Rural West Most Of My Life, I Never Once Fell In Love With A Horse. Not Once. Neither End.

We Spend More Time Working For Our Labor-saving Machines Than They Do Working For Us.

The Sneakiest Form Of Literary Subtlety, In A Corrupt Society, Is To Speak The Plain Truth. The Critics Will Not Understand You; The Public Will Not Believe You; Your Fellow Writers Will Shake Their Heads. Laughter, Praise, Honors, Money, And The Love Of Beautiful Girls Will Be Your Only Reward.

The Dog's Life Is A Good Life, For A Dog.