The Nice Thing Is That,

Beer. Now There's A Temporary Solution!

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!

To Many, Homer May Appear Lazy And A Loser, But He's Just Much Misguided. He's Boorish, Sure, But Well Meaning And, I Guess, The One Thing We Have In Common Is The Pursuit Of Lousy Diets.

How I Imagined Myself Being 50 Is Not How I Am Feeling Now. You Think You'll Be Different, But I Still Feel Like I Am About 12 Years Old - Mentally, Not Physically.