The More Learned A Writer,

Thrift Is An Attractive Idea Until You Get Down To Specifics.

Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You Are Trying To Solve A Problem.

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

The Olympian Gods Cannot Have Grand Passions Because They Cannot Die.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.