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When A Man Wants To Relax, He Will Slob Out And Really Relax. Or He Will Pursue A Hobby - Anything From Building Models To Watching Sport.

May I Just Single Out For Salutations, On The "anti-war" Side: Pop Stars For Appeasement, Dancers Against Democracy, Actors For Apathy, Fashionistas For Fascism And Jugglers For Genocide. All Of Them United Under That Flaccid Flag Of Convenience, Show-offs For Saddam.

If You Want Sex, Have An Affair. If You Want A Relationship, Buy A Dog.

Sex, On The Whole, Was Meant To Be Short, Nasty And Brutish. If What You Want Is Cuddling, You Should Buy A Puppy.

I Don't Have A Spiritual Bone In My Body; But What I Am, Is Religious.