The Lady' Is A Piddling

I Love Writing Journalism Because It's All Over In Two Hours And Comes Straight Off The Top Of The Head. Writing Novels Is Soooooo Much Harder. It's The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done.

Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow Hair, I Think I Would Be Nothing.

I Talk To Bankers, Distributors, Marketing People. I Used To Sit At Home In My Tracksuit Bottoms, And The Real Excitement Of My Day Would Be Going Out To Get A Copy Of Private Eye And A Latte.

I Do Not Think That Having Children - I Have Three Teenagers - Keeps You Young. The Reverse. It Thrusts You Into A Full-frontal Confrontation With Your Own All-too-obvious Maturity.

When I'm Called Unkind... That Really Cuts To The Quick. You Can Say Anything Else That You Like About Me.