The Judge Said I Was

The Fall Of Man Stands A Lie Before Beethoven, A Truth Before Hitler.

I Feel I Want To Be Wise With White Hair In A Tall Library In A Deep Chair By A Fireplace.

If You Have A Choice Of Two Things And Can't Decide, Take Both.

You See, I Went To The Sixth Grade And That Was The Highest I Ever Went.

My Father Went Into The Armed Service And I Never Saw My Mother - I Don't Know What Happened To Her.