The Industry Is A Menace

Some Girl Asked Me For An Autograph And I Asked Her Why, She Said Because She Admires Me. I Said She Should See A Shrink. Then She Started Crying And I Started Laughing.

Live In The Moment. Moments Make History.

Unused Lyric I’ve Never Been To Eden But It’s Nice I Hear Tell When I Die I’ll Go To Heaven ’cause I’ve Done My Time In Hell

Every Day, I Wake Up, And The First Thing I Think Of Is My Kids.

Sometimes I Think I Should Just Buy A Blow-up Party Doll. Same Level Of Intelligence, Plastic, And Full Of Air. The Problem Is, I'd Probably Fall In Love.