The Function Of Government Is

This Planet Is 15 Million Years Overdue For An Asteroid Strike Like The One That Killed The Dinosaurs.

As Al Franken Has Demonstrated, Liberals Give Lousy Talk Radio.

Most Libertarians Agree That All Rights Are, In Effect, Property Rights, Beginning With This Fundamental Right To Self-ownership And Control Of One's Own Life. As Owners Of Their Own Lives, Individuals Are Completely Free To Do Absolutely Anything They Wish With Them Provided, Of Course, That It Doesn't Violate The Identical Right Of Others Whether The People Around Them Approve Of What They Do Or Not.

I Have Long Argued That We Need To Reopen Alcatraz To House Government Criminals, And Let Tourists On Excursion Boats In San Francisco Bay Pay To Chum The Water With Meat With An Expired Sell-by Date That Would Otherwise Have To Be Discarded.

Let's Make It Clear For The Dimmest Bulbs Among You: The Kids At Columbine High Didn't Die From Too Many Guns, They Died From Too Few. I'm Not Suggesting That The Teachers Should Have Carried Guns Not As Franchised Agents Of The State. They Should Have Carried Guns As Ordinary Individuals, Exercising A Sacred Right, And In Performance Of A Solemn Duty To Protect The Young Lives That Were Placed Very Foolishly, As It Turned Out In Their Hands.