The Flower Is The Poetry

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

To Seek Out In A World Full Of Joy The One Thing That Is Certain To Give You Pain, And Hug It To Your Bosom With All Your Strength; That's The Greatest Human Happiness.

As Soon As War Is Declared It Will Be Impossible To Hold The Poets Back. Rhyme Is Still The Most Effective Drum.

Women Have No Sense Of The Abstract-a Woman Admiring The Sky Is A Woman Caressing The Sky. In A Woman's Mind Beauty Is Something She Needs To Touch.

You're An Attorney. It's Your Duty To Lie, Conceal, And Distort Everything, And Slander Everybody.