The Duty Of Comedy Is

I Have The Fault Of Being A Little More Sincere Than Is Proper.

Reason Is Not What Decides Love.

My Heavens! I've Been Talking Prose For The Last Forty Years Without Knowing It.

We Die Only Once, And For Such A Long Time.

The Maturing Process Of Becoming A Writer Is Akin To That Of A Harlot. First You Do It For Love, Then For A Few Friends, And Finally Only For Money.