The Democratic Party: Con-men Elected

He That Buys Land Buys Many Stones, He That Buys Flesh Buys Many Bones, He That Buys Eggs Buys Many Shells, But He That Buys Good Ale Buys Nothing Else.

Listeners Ne'er Hear Good Of Themselves.

I Love Thee Like Puddings; If Thou Wert Pie I'd Eat Thee.

Adversity Makes Men Wise But Not Rich.

The Wisdom Of God Manifested In The Works Of The Creation.