The Bride And Groom-may Their

Matrimonially Speaking, A Bridle For The Tongue Is Better Than A Rein For The Heart.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

Satiety Is A Mongrel That Barks At The Heels Of Plenty.

Intuition Is Truly A Feminine Quality, But Women Should Not Mistake Rash Conclusions For This Gift.