The Big Problem Is Time.

It Surprises Me Constantly That My Sometimes-unorthodox Approach Has Such A Large Following, But I'm Very Grateful To My Readers For Allowing Me To Continue Writing 10 Or 12 Hours A Day.

I'm The Evil Mastermind Behind The Scenes. I'm The Wicked Puppeteer Who Pulls The Strings And Makes You Dance. I'm Your Writer.

Whatever You Do, Make Sure You Go Right To The Top, Because You Sure As Hell Can't Piss Upwards On People.

We Love Our Superheroes Because They Refuse To Give Up On Us. We Can Analyze Them Out Of Existence, Kill Them, Ban Them, Mock Them, And Still They Return, Patiently Reminding Us Of Who We Are And What We Wish We Could Be.

Seven Actors Have Played Batman On The Big Screen, And If You Can Name All Seven Without Reading Any Further, Your Youth Has Been Wasted.