Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.

Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An Alumnus Of The Kenton Band, Who Plays Every Style With A Bright Cutting Edge, Throwing In Bop Riffs Here And There.

It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost, But Only If You Have A Good Attorney.