The Beginning Of Wisdom Is

My Dad Had This Thing - Everyone In Canada Wants To Play Hockey; That's All They Want To Do. So When I Was A Kid, Whenever We Skated My Dad Would Not Let Us On The Ice Without Hockey Sticks, Because Of This Insane Fear We Would Become Figure Skaters!

The Only Two Tv Shows I Saw Do That, Where They Don't Warm Them Up And You Can Really Bomb, Was Saturday Night Live - And That's Why It Gets A Lot Of Heat, Too. Obviously It Gets Criticism Fairly, Too. But A Lot Of It Is Because Lorne [michaels] Lets The Audience Decide And Doesn't Force Them To Laugh.

A Lot Of Writers Come From Harvard And Such, And Are Rich, And They Write Under The Misapprehension That Poor People Are Stupid. So When They Do Write Them, They Are Hillbillies Or Rednecks Or Christian Idiots.

Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The Symmetry Of The Sweetest Form.

I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know Much About Broadway Musicals.