That Was Liquid Football

I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14 Years Younger Than Me: Back Of The Net!

If You Got The Balls To Follow Something Through, You Can End Up Being The Coolest, Smartest Guy In The Room, Because You've Literally Put Your Ass On The Line.

I Don't Apologize For My Behavior Anymore. Whatever I Do Or Don't Do Shouldn't Matter. Moral Certainty Is Dangerous. Moral Certainty Is What Makes People Go To War Unnecessarily And Illegally. Morality, As Any Halfway Intelligent Human Being Would Tell You, Is A Very Subjective Thing.

That's What Gives People Hope - That You Can Still Love Someone From Afar And You Can Still Have Those Feelings Across An Ocean.

Comedy Is Unique In The Sense That Laughter Is A Palpable Noise That Everyone Makes.