That’s One Of The Nice

My Relationship With Death Remains The Same - I'm Strongly Against It.

My Wife Is Immature. Whenever I Take A Bath, She Sinks My Boats.

I Love Nature, I Just Don't Want To Get Any Of It On Me.

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

We Stand At A Crossroads. One Path Leads To Despair, The Other To Destruction. Let's Hope We Make The Right Choice.