Thanksgiving Just Gets Me All

I Go To Mcdonald's At Least Once A Week. I Always Get A No. 2.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Tom Browkaw Said It Best. He Said Nbc Could Survive Without Him Or The Rest Of The News Division, But Not Nancy Fields.

The Best Cookies Of All In The World Are The Ones My Daughter Sally Makes. They Come Out All Uniform With Nice Little Air Holes.