Tennis Is Like Marrying For

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.