Ted Cruz Could Be President

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A Priest In New York City Was Arrested On Gun Possession. These Days, You Better Be Happy That The Bulge In His Pocket Is A .38.

My Good Friend Paul Shaffer And I Are Going To Continue In Show Business. Next Month Paul And I Will Debut Our New Act At Caesar's Palace With Our White Tigers.

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I'll Be Honest With You. It's Beginning To Look Like I'm Not Going To Get 'the Tonight Show.'