Stand-up Is Every Man For

When You're Young And You First See The Extent And Depth Of The World's Hypocrisy, It's Fun To Go After It. But By The Time You're Sixty, It's So Commonplace. What's The Point In Ridiculing People Anymore? Their Existence Itself Is A Sort Of Sick Joke.

Just Expressing Contempt For Your Leaders Doesn't Really Accomplish Anything.

There's A Personal Story Of My Own That I Will Write At Some Point, And It's A Film That I Will Happily Make. It Could Very Well Be The Next Thing I Do, Unless Someone Shows Me Something Great.

If People Offer Me Decent Roles In Good Films, Of Course I'll Take It. But I Just Didn't Like The Actor Lifestyle. You End Up Focusing All Your Energy On Trying To Get Parts You Don't Even Want.

Never Hit Anyone In Anger, Unless You're Absolutely Sure You Can Get Away With It.