Someday The Lion Is Going

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.

To You I'm An Atheist; To God, I'm The Loyal Opposition.

If You Meet Somebody And Are Attracted To Someone, And The Exquisite Neurons In Your Brain And Her Brain Intermesh Properly, Then Things Can Be Wonderful. It's Not Like Homework. You Don't Have To Work At The Relationship.

Marriage Is Like Mushrooms: We Notice Too Late If They Are Good Or Bad.