Some Widowers Are Bereaved --

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.