Some Emotions Cannot Be Endured

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

No One Ever Swung Too Slowly.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.

He [the Golfer] Must Have The Courage To Keep Trying In The Face Of Ill Luck Or Disappointment, And Timidity To Appreciate And Appraise The Dangers Of Each Stroke, And To Curb The Desire To Take Chances Beyond Reasonable Hope Of Success.

Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can Play Too Much Or Play Too Little.