Society Honors Its Living Conformists

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

A Hypochondriac Is One Who Has A Pill For Everything Except What Ails Him.

We Often Pray To Be Better, When In Truth We Only Want To Feel Better.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.

Neurotics Are Anxiety Prone, Accident Prone, And Often Just Prone.