So, Blair Keep Your England,

We Pride Ourselves As Being Top, Really, On The African Ladder... We Feel That We Have Actually Been Advancing Rather Than Going Backwards.

We Expected Anyway That The Democratic Forces Which Have Agreed With Us In Zimbabwe Would Have Rallied Behind Us. But It Was A Difficult Struggle.

The Voice Of Mr Bush And The Voice Of Mr Blair Can't Decide Who Shall Rule In Zimbabwe, Who Shall Rule In Africa, Who Shall Rule In Asia, Who Shall Rule In Venezuela, Who Shall Rule In Iran, Who Shall Rule In Iraq.

Dont Fight Even Over Girlfriends. The Country Is Full Of Beautiful Women. If You Cant Get One, Come To Mugabe For Assistance.

Our Economy Is A Hundred Times Better, Than The Average African Economy. Outside South Africa, What Country Is [as Good As] Zimbabwe?.. What Is Lacking Now Are Goods On The Shelves - That Is All.