No Man Would Listen To

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.