She Wanted Me To Betray

I Got Ready For Bed And Crawled In. The Covers Were Comfortable And Warm, But The Pillow Was Just Too Weird. It Gave Me Neck Cramps, So I Put It On The Floor And Went To Sleep Without It. My First Big Mistake.

If I Were A Flowerpot, I Would've Checked My Hair. ~carter Kane

I Grabbed A Pair Of Glowing Red Legs.

Somewhere Behind Me, Zia Yelled, "hippo!" Which I Thought Was A Little Late. ~carter Kane

It Is True That I Once Refused To Eat Haggis In Scotland And This Did Not Sit Well With The Local Population.