Security Is A Thumb And

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.

I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird... Mockingbirds Imitate The Songs Of Other Birds... No, I've Never Heard Of Any Copyright Problems.

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!