Rick Perry Has Now Accused

Hillary Clinton Is Running For President. This Time Around, She Promises To Be Warm And Approachable. Like Me.

Everyone Has This Sense Of Togetherness Right Now. For Example, One Guy On The Subway Today, He Wanted To Share My Pants.

Osama Bin Laden Was Living In That Compound With Three Wives. It's Like He Was Newt Gingrich.

The Ayatollah In Iran Says He Believes That He Got The Letter, But He Thinks He Accidentally Threw It Out With His Crate & Barrel Catalog.

Rick Perry, Started Out Like A Ball Of Fire From Texas And Then He Started To Drop And Now He's Retooling. He's Adding Advisers To His Campaign Team. This Guy Had Advisers? Really?