Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making

I Find Anger To Be Funny. I Find People That Are So Wrapped Up In Their Own Personalities To Be Funny, And Lost. Like Myself In Real Life.

At What Age Do You Think It's Appropriate To Tell A Highway It's Adopted?

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

But Comedy Is Like Music, It Appeals To Some People. Some People Like Creed, Those People Are Usually Pretty Stupid. But They Probably Also Like Carrot Top. I Would Say That They're Part Of The Same Ilk.