Rather Than Live On In

If You Aren't Failing, You Aren't Trying.

You're So Good Looking I Can Barely Keep My Eyes On The Meter.

Not Think Of Death As An End, But Think Of It More As A Very Effective Way Of Cutting Down On Your Expenses.

Please Forgive Me. My Pedicurist Had A Stroke. She Fell Forward Onto The Orange Stick And Plunged It Into My Toe. It Required Bandaging.

Life Is For The Living.