Poverty Comes Pleading Not For

War? War Is An Organized Bore.

Anytime You See A Hungarian, Kick Him. He'll Know Why. Any Two Philosophers Can Tell Each Other All They Know In Two Hours.

Pretty Much All The Honest Truth-telling There Is In The World Is Done By Children.

The Very Minute A Thought Is Threatened With Publicity It Seems To Shrink Towards Mediocrity.

On The Whole, I Am On The Side Of The Unregenerate Who Affirms The Worth Of Life As An End In Itself, As Against The Saints Who Deny It.