Please Call Your Second Witness,

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.