People Eat Duck And You

And We've Got A Toaster And Everything. So There Is No Reason For The Wedding.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.

Chinese People Age Overnight.

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.