Osama Bin Laden... Lived In

Hillary Went To A Chipotle In A Tortilla Pantsuit.

There's A Rumor That President George Bush Had A Nose Job, That He Had Some Kind Of Plastic Surgery, That He Actually Had A Nose Job. If This Is True, That's The First New Job He's Created Since Taking Office.

Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Has Apparently Just Slipped Across The Border Into Pakistan.

Next In Importance To Having A Good Aim Is To Recognize When To Pull The Trigger.

Did You Folks See President Bush's State Of The Union Address? How About That Surprise Announcement? Howard Dean Has Been Captured And He's In The Hands Of Interrogators.