One Pretty Woman Means Fun

In A Cruel Land, You Either Learned To Laugh At Cruelty Or Spent Your Life Weeping.

My Mother Always Told Me The Best Way To Learn To Deal With A Man Was To Learn To Ride A Mule. She Said They Have About Equal Brains Most Of The Time. Sometimes The Mule Is Smarter.

Til Shade Is Gone, Til Water Is Gone Into The Shadow With Teeth Bared Screaming Defiance With The Last Breath To Spit In Sightblinder’s Eye On The Last Day.

Jump In A Hole Without Looking, And There'll Be A Snake In It Every Time.

Sometimes Six And Six Make A Dozen, And Sometimes They Make A Mess