One Does Not Argue About

A Pekingeese Is Not A Pet Dog; He Is An Undersized Lion.

If The Person You Are Talking To Doesn't Appear To Be Listening, Be Patient. It May Simply Be That He Has A Small Piece Of Fluff In His Ear.

One Of The Advantages Of Being Disorganized Is The Joy Of Discovery.

If The English Language Had Been Properly Organized ... Then There Would Be A Word Which Meant Both 'he' And 'she', And I Could Write, 'if John Or Mary Comes Heesh Will Want To Play Tennis', Which Would Save A Lot Of Trouble.

Sometimes I Sits And Thinks, And Sometimes I Just Sits.