Of All Human Foibles Love

A Lover Tries To Stand In Well With The Pet Dog Of The House.

The Secret To Fencing Consists In Two Things: To Give And To Not Receive.

I Find Medicine Is The Best Of All Trades Because Whether You Do Any Good Or Not You Still. Get Your Money.

What! Would You Make No Distinction Between Hypocrisy And Devotion? Would You Give Them The Same Names, And Respect The Mask As You Do The Face? Would You Equate Artifice And Sincerity? Confound Appearance With Truth? Regard The Phantom As The Very Person? Value Counterfeit As Cash?

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