Of All Creatures On Earth,

The Wheel Was Invented So We Could Move Faster. Credit Was Invented So We Would Have To.

People Seldom Become Famous For What They Say Until After They Are Famous For What They've Done.

Strangers Are What Friends Are Made Of.

There Are People Who Can Talk Sensibly About A Controversial Issue; They're Called Humorists.

The American Way Is The Way Most Law-abiding Americans Live - In Debt. Does This Make A Balanced Budget Un-american?