Nothing Is More Logical Than

The Most Affectionate Creature In The World Is A Wet Dog.

Plagiarize, V. To Take The Thought Or Style Of Another Writer Whom One Has Never, Never Read.

Adolescence: The Stage Between Puberty And Adultery.

Sweater, N.: Garment Worn By Child When Its Mother Is Feeling Chilly.

Predestination, N. The Doctrine That All Things Occur According To Programme. . . . Not Be Confused With That Of Foreordination. The Difference Is Great Enough To Have Deluged Christendom With Ink, To Say Nothing Of The Gore.