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A Lot Of People Think I'm Difficult To Work With. It's Not Like I Really Want To Do That Much Stuff, So It Doesn't Really Matter. I Guess I'm Somewhat Difficult When It Comes To Comedy.

There's No Such Thing, Of Course, As An Old-fashioned Gay Guy. They're The Most Decadent People.

The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment, Little Regards Crime.

A Man's Enemies Are Those He Should Endeavor First To Make His Friends.

If You Watch That Show And You Didn't Know It Was Called Seinfeld, You'd Think It Was Called 'the George Costanza Show'.