Norman Bates Heard The Noise

People Hear That I Am A Horror Writer And They Think That I Must Be A Monster, But Actually I Have The Heart Of A Small Child - I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

Sure God Created Man Before Woman, But Then Again You Always Make A Rough Draft Before Creating The Final Masterpiece.

So I Had This Problem -- Work Or Starve. So I Thought I'd Combine The Two And Decided To Become A Writer.

We're All Not Quite As Sane As We Pretend To Be.

Magic--that's Just A Label, You Know. Completely Meaningless. It Wasn't So Very Long Ago That People Were Saying That Electricity Was Magic.