Nobody Shoots At Santa Claus.

Don't Learn To Do, But Learn In Doing.

The Advantage Of Doing One's Praising For Oneself Is That One Can Lay It On So Thick And Exactly In The Right Places.

All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.

Life Is The Art Of Drawing Sufficient Conclusions From Insufficient Premises.

There Is No True Gracefulness Which Is Not Epitomized Goodness.